It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He’s had
two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultery.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler